Theoretical teaparty!

[Navian]

I (me, myself, the mun) am going to have a tea party! And you're ALL invited to attend! However, there is a catch- You each have to bring 3 things with you- something to eat, a weapon or article of clothing and a random article. Each has to start with a letter that comes from your display name, since I don't know your real names! Only those who get 2/3 will be allowed to come to the party!

Unfortunately, I can't give you an example , since you may get the catch!

Good luck! Hope you see you guys there!

[Kender Bard]

*ponders* *shows up to the VIP party and holds out...

Kielbasa
Bastard sword
and... a random article from the Daily News?*

[Navian]

*butler bows* "Welcome, please enjoy the party."

((*applauds* Well done Kender!))

[Kender Bard]

Woohoo! *zips over to the table and flops down into a chair* Hope there's cakes!

[Skittlebug]

I bring offerings of;

Sushi!
Toga!
And...
A baseball hat?

[Darastrix]

I come bearing....

Death by chocolate cake
Ranseur
And this randomly selected article about Shylock

[Navian]

*butler bows to both Skittlebug and Darastrix*

"Welcome, please enjoy the party."

((Why do I get the feeling you girls have all played this before? Or is it just obvious? ))