Riddles!

[Kender Bard]

Good try, but nope!

[Darastrix]

Sept 27, 2006 16:53:32 GMT -5 Kender Bard said:

A man and his wife went on vacation. Two months later, the man called the police to report the location of a body near the place where he had been on holiday. The police thanked the man and then asked why it had taken him two months to report the body. What was the reason? (Clues: The man was not involved in any way in the death of the person whose body he had reported. The man had not noticed the body earlier, but did later.)

The guy didn't report it because it was two months until he got his vacation pics developed and actually noticed it. Moral of the story: go digital.

[Navian]

I've got one.

No legs sat on one leg. Two legs sat nearby on three legs. Four legs got some.

[Navian]

Sept 27, 2006 17:08:19 GMT -5 aivea said:

I'm not sure if this is right but, the body was at the exit to the place he was on vacation and he'd been inside the place vacationing for two months.

(Here's one of the very few I know: Which verb turns into a bird when you add a letter near the middle?)

The answer to aivea's is bid.