All Hail Fiest!

[Darastrix]

Fiest laughed and made some rather interesting noises as he was spun around, finishing with a squeal as he was set facing the calendar. "Okay, we need to make a game out of that," he stated, staggering a bit as he 'aimed,' then threw the dart.

"Ow!" yelped a nearby priestess.

"Whoopsy," Fiest giggled.

"Just kidding!" The priestess peered at the calender. "Solary seventeenth!"

[Kender Bard]

Cheers went up all around, not that anyone particularly cared what day it was. Fiest could have thrown it at the ceiling, declared it to be the Fiftieth of Solar, and everyone would have had much the same reaction.

Prophet returned and peered about. "I um, couldn't find one," he admitted sheepishly.

[Darastrix]

"Ah well," Fiest sighed. "Maybe we'll have some fresh meat come to visit at some point. Anyone good at pretending to be a virgin?"

[Kender Bard]

At that, several hands shot up, even if the person in question really wasn't and just wanted an excuse to be with Fiest.

"I smell an orgy coming on," another Lustful nearby murmured, his voice a low growl of expectation. "Make it official, Fiest!"

[tuo]

Adam grins and raises hand as well. "Oooh! Orgy of pretend virgins! Then we can go share the orgy with others!"

[Darastrix]

"We'd end up sharing no matter what you call it," Jackie pointed out.

Fiest held up a hand and cleared his throat. "all right, fake virgin orgy! Real orgy, not-so-real virgins!" He lowered his hand and ducked his head a little. "And just for fun, I'll pretend to be the virgin." He looked around the room with a wide-eyed, uncertain expression. "Be gentle with me?"